scribblescourge:
My mother just came with the groceries and I opened the door and without thinking asked “swiggity swag what’s in the bag” and she replied “bip boop bop bread and flip-flops
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
wearejohnlocked: maakara: ?????????????????????????????? ????????????????? why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic
wearejohnlocked:
maakara: ?????????????????????????????? ????????????????? why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone
maakara:
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why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone
hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions there is no inbetween
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
share this around, it could save lives
randyfromchasevisa:
do re me fa so la ti do
lost-with-harry-styles:
THESE TWO ARE KILLING ME!!!
lameborghini:
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
slightlyconvicted:
UM EXCUSE ME FUCK ALL OF YOU
thelovenotebook:
LOVE, LIFE AND PERSONAL QUOTES
0beypizza:
n-4rwhals: dis0rient: batmoan: THATS ME ON THE RIGHT! :o this needs 100k bc its so relevant third wheeling muther fucka it has 100K now
n-4rwhals:
dis0rient: batmoan: THATS ME ON THE RIGHT! :o this needs 100k bc its so relevant third wheeling muther fucka
dis0rient:
batmoan: THATS ME ON THE RIGHT! :o this needs 100k bc its so relevant
batmoan:
THATS ME ON THE RIGHT! :o
this needs 100k bc its so relevant
third wheeling muther fucka
it has 100K now
bitchyblondekid:
baby—scars: -
baby—scars:
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